{"id":5495,"date":"2018-06-07T11:00:24","date_gmt":"2018-06-07T02:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jimocoro.heteml.net\/ch\/jimocoro\/?p=5495"},"modified":"2019-09-25T15:34:19","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T06:34:19","slug":"master12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.e-aidem.com\/ch\/jimocoro\/entry\/master12","title":{"rendered":"\u5c71\u53e3\u770c\u3092\u898b\u308b\u3068\u7121\u6027\u306b\u5c3b\u3092\u5165\u308c\u305f\u304f\u306a\u308b\u3089\u3057\u3044"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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都道府県マスター潤｜一覧<\/a><\/p>\n

みなさん都道府県にちは！<\/strong>潤です！<\/p>\n

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前の記事からだいぶ時が立ちましたがまたやってまいりました<\/p>\n

お久しぶりの都道府県マスター潤です！<\/p>\n

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さて今回紹介したい県はこちら！<\/p>\n

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皆様は山口県のこちらの説をご存知でしょうか<\/p>\n

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そんなバカなとお思いの方もいることでしょう<\/p>\n

かくいうわたしもそう思っていたのです<\/p>\n

しかしご覧ください<\/p>\n

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……<\/p>\n

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ス…<\/p>\n

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………<\/p>\n

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ピョン<\/p>\n

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くる<\/p>\n

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こういうわけなのです<\/p>\n

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オホホホホホ！何をバカ言ってるざますか！<\/p>\n

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ほら、どうってことないざます<\/p>\n

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そんなことより早く下関でふぐ料理でもいただきたいざます<\/p>\n

山口に尻を入れてる場合じゃないざます<\/p>\n

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でもちょっとだけこっち向くざます<\/p>\n

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ちょっとだけ向いただけざます<\/p>\n

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しゃがむざます<\/p>\n

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ピョンざます<\/p>\n

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ズボ<\/p>\n

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皆があまりにも山口のそこに尻を入れたがるので県は対応せざるを得なくなった<\/p>\n

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入れさせてくれよ～　山口に尻を入れさせてくれよ～<\/p>\n

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ダメ！帰りなさい！<\/p>\n

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うるせぇなー！入れさせてくれよー！<\/p>\n

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やめんかー！！！<\/p>\n

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入れさせろー！<\/p>\n

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バカものーー！！！！<\/p>\n

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オラーーーー！！！！<\/p>\n

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まだまだーーーー！！！！！<\/p>\n

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あ、あなたは！<\/p>\n

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山口が生んだスーパースター　伊藤博文<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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わしの尻も入れられんのかね<\/p>\n

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そ、それは…<\/p>\n

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わしの尻入れよう見ちょけ！<\/p>\n

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これが初代総理大臣の…！！！山口尻入れ…！！！<\/p>\n

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おみそれいたしました…<\/p>\n

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……え？<\/p>\n

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さらに奥へ！！？<\/p>\n

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伊藤先生！！<\/p>\n

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ああ！<\/p>\n

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………<\/p>\n

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エ…………<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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エスパー伊藤博文じゃねえか<\/strong>！<\/span><\/p>\n

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ごめんなさい<\/p>\n

（おしまい）<\/p>\n

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